Dinghammer walked behind Ye and looked at the statue outside with her, but Dinghammer was suddenly surprised to find that this statue was actually looking at him. Dinghammer immediately rubbed his eyes as soon as his chrysanthemum tightened, but after letting go, he found that the root of this statue’s eyes had not moved and kept looking straight into the distance …
"I … I … I really want to patrol here every day?"
"Yes," Ye nodded. "No, otherwise there would be no problem with physical contact."
The hammer took a deep breath and stretched out from the nasal cavity. Well, when it came out, "I see …"
"You’ll understand what’s going on here later, but they didn’t tell you not to touch the statue before. If I didn’t happen to pass by today, I’m afraid you’d be dead."
Ding hammer suddenly turned to God after listening to Ye’s words and said, "I’ve been fucking cheated!" "
Chapter 13 Today is a fine day.
Fixed hammer with a silly armband squatting on the side of the road in the college living area, watching the road walk up and down, showing big white legs, girls lying on their backs with their heads against ham and green hair leaves sitting beside them, which is quite funny.
"That’s probably it. I think he didn’t mean to kill me. He just wanted to give me something to watch me climb. I can’t blame him for dying, but this king’s egg heart is big and black. If you don’t give him something to watch, you won’t call Sun Ding Hammer."
"Save it, you can’t beat him again and again, but he’s still the head of the department of safety. You don’t want to mix up the class and think about calculating the leadership on the first day." The sausage novel "Don’t make trouble for me when everything goes according to plan."
The hammer was unwilling to spit on the ground, and then his feet were severely rubbed off. "I’m so fucking wronged, I’ve just been yin, but it’s always my yin family."
Ye doesn’t take part in fixed hammer communication, but sits by the roadside and watches people coming and going quietly, and most of these people seem to know Ye, because when they come to Ye, some people will deliberately go around a semicircle and try to stay away from Ye’s body.
"hey! Who is that? " The hammer is sharp-eyed. A thin boy of about eleven or twelve years old stopped the guy decisively when he took a detour in front of Ye with a meal.
When the boy with the rice heard the hammer say hello, he turned his head and found Ye Ye’s side. His feet suddenly trembled, then he threw the rice aside and jumped out, even afraid to turn his head back and disappeared into the crowd.
"What’s wrong with this?" Ding hammer looked at the guy’s back and was confused. He turned to Ye and asked, "This is the third one. Am I so ugly?"
"No, it’s not that you’re ugly. They’re afraid it’s me," said Ye Bianxi faintly. "I don’t know who it is. I’m a monster. People will encounter misfortune when they meet me. Senior students are like him. Children will definitely not dare to talk to me."
"Ignorance!" There is no denying that there will be hammers everywhere. I still remember clearly that I bullied a little girl with albinism with a group of beggars like him on a wandering day. At that time, they also called her a monster. Even when I threw her at the children, her sad and angry eyes were still the source of hammer fear when I dreamt about it at midnight.
Suddenly Dinghammer really felt that Ye was somewhat similar to that little girl, except that Ye had green hair and that girl was white.
"Don’t scold them, they are all children," Ye said with a smile. "I always know that half of the world is good at the worst, just as half of the coldest winter is sunny. If I focus on the cold night, my heart will become night."
Fixed hammer blinked his eyes and glanced at Ye with oblique eyes, but he didn’t speak, but his mouth tutted.
"Look at people’s realm. Look at you. You have no self-restraint. People are no more pitiful than you?" Ham, intestines, hammers, and heads pour out, "It’s not your dark excuse to learn more from others!"
"Mom, what can I do for you? When did I speak? And where am I dark? " The hammer threw the ham aside and lit a cigarette. "Why am I dark?"
It’s not like a dissatisfied housewife to criticize the hammer in front of Ye. Although the sound is very low, it squats and shakes its head. What do you think? Maybe it’s because it’s been talking to the hammer for more than half a year. Maybe it’s because it still likes Ye’s words. The cat sells his teammates so thoroughly that it doesn’t take long to embellish the hammer and explain it again and again.
On the other hand, Ye listened carefully, but when she finally heard ham say that Dinghammer loved Bai Fei, she suddenly smiled and provoked her eyes to look at Dinghammer.
"That’s it. I’m out of luck." Ham sausage spoke in a sad tone. "Ah …"
Ye laughed so hard that he couldn’t even see his eyes. He happily said to the ham sausage, "You can live with me after that cat."
The ham sausage sighed like a parent, shook his head and slowly climbed to his shoulder along the hammer suit. "That can’t be done. This guy can’t be taken care of. I have to take care of him. I can’t go to your side."
"Fuck …" The hammer lifted it from the shoulder. "Who asked you to take care of me? I haven’t found you yet. What qualifications does a fart cat have to say that you want to take care of me when you sleep? And I take care of you, ok? "
Ye suddenly interrupted with four words, but they stopped to "live together"
Real leaves say there is nothing wrong with this person and a cat … Plus, these three guys are absolutely dependent on each other. This time, they are definitely living alone overseas. A different-degree visitor, a cat-possessed scientist and a wandering beggar are definitely not the same people. Now they are barely together to form a real estate. The fate here can be said to be a big break.
Ye then asked, "Do you really like Bai Fei?"
This sudden question made Ding Hammer suddenly feel like a sore throat. He couldn’t say the answer and couldn’t swallow it for a long time.
"If you like it, you have to work hard," Ye said to the hammer while helping to weave grass rings. "Bai Fei is not a super soldier at the very least. She passed the examination of junior soldiers within half a year from the age of 20, and then she was promoted to the third level to the E level super soldier in the second month, and then to the EEE level in the second year. Last year, she was promoted to the D level, and this year, she was awarded the B+ level warrior at least if she was not restricted by the system. She is a strange girl here, and only 20,000 people can produce a super soldier. Only one person in the school can become a D-level. If it becomes a B+, the proportion reaches 5 million. There are about 6 billion people in this world, which means that there are 1,200 B+ super soldiers. She is a genius. If you really like her, you will have to make unbearable efforts. It is not a man to give up easily. "
I can’t see it at ordinary times, but when Ye said Ding Hammer, I was stunned to know Bai Fei for so long. For the first time, he knew that Bai Fei was such a cow goddess … This also made Ding Hammer White jealous and criticized. Her promotion speed was like a rocket … And her specific parameters needed to be kept secret. Some things had to be said very dirty.
"What should I do if I want to be a super soldier?"
"The basic class of Super Warrior is not accepted, but you need to pay about 100,000 yuan for the primary exam. After you become a Super Warrior, the state will be responsible for your life and research and training." Ye is simply a living saying that although this girl always says that she is a waste, it is obviously a terrible thing in the eyes of the hammer.
"Do you want to take an exam? I can help you sign up for the basic class. If you come to class at noon every day, it will be fine. Anyway, this is the daze when we come to lunch. "
And when the hammer is a little excited, it will throw cold water next to the ham. "You don’t even have an ID card."
The hammer was like a balloon punctured by a cone. It suddenly faded and sighed heavily, but Ye patted him on the shoulder. "Let me help you solve the identity problem."
The mechanism of preventing the fixed hammer from being suddenly triggered was somewhat wary and asked, "How can you do it?"
Ye sipped his mouth and smiled. "Don’t worry about giving me three days."
With that, Ye got up and patted his ass and threw a few snacks at a given hammer. He smiled and left without giving a hammer explanation.
"Hey, what am I doing in the afternoon?" The hammer lit a cigarette and shouted, "Sit here?"
Ye gave a hand and said, "I am familiar with the environment."
Ding hammer hey a pair of ham sausages next to him and said, "Look, this woman is so strange. She just had a good chat and left."
The ham turned white and gave him a snort. He jumped up to the roof and looked at the hammer. He said in the same tone, "I am familiar with the environment."
"Alas … alas … fuck … how did you leave!" Ding hammer silently looked down at the only bag beside him that was dragging his belt and wouldn’t let go. "Hey, you’re the only one left."
Bao, um, rubbed his intimate face and fixed his hammer arm. He sighed and touched Bao’s tender face. "Bao, you really don’t remember where your home is?" Do you really remember your parents? "
"Dad? Mom? " Bao cocked his head and stared at the hammer, then shook his head quickly to show that he didn’t know these things.
Fixed hammer reached out and pinched the bag nose "silly girl"
The bag was not surprised at all. The small nose smiled and revealed a small white teeth. It was necessary to insist that the hammer should be hammered. Haha, I took a bite at the bag’s forehead and kissed it with a giggle.
At this time, the corner of the hammer suddenly flashed and found a dry, thin figure, which flashed past the streets of the sparsely populated living area. It was early to pit the hammer and put a map card.
He sneaked into the girls’ dormitory building, so don’t be so obscene.
Ding hammer saw this scene and was happy. "God help me!"
Chapter 14 How can people drift in rivers and lakes without being stabbed
At this time, a girl who should be the head of the office secretly got into the girl’s dormitory marked "Men Stop"